hey guys! i'm new here. my name's lisa and i'm from Portland.

i like baking and baking friends. oops i mean making. hahah.

umm i require to create unheard of friends! hopefully a real strong man like johnny bravo to
sweep me off of my feet and pick me up and vibrate me like a baby! (...just kidding!)
i think i like watching movie trailers more than i like watching movies
and i wish that people would condense all movies to 3 minutes on youtube.

if you want to send me a back massage i can pay you back in jellybeans or uh.. nevermind.. i can pay you in jellybeans ONLY.

i'm a beautiful shapely person. i don't worry about anything. except for myself.

it's shiveringly cold here during the winter and most of the year, so how does a compact minor girl stay|presentable?

i seldom get to go outside so i use spray tan. it works like witchcraft and it covers up whiteness.
so don't worry my rosy cheek friends (you don't have to lie and say that you put on too much blush anymore!) ok anyway.
i have planned boys swooning across me and let me tell ya.. i'm running| out of jellybeans sooooooooooooo